quotations about coffee

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
EARL WILSON
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attributed, Java: How to Program
Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.
JAY LENO
The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009
The aroma of coffee is a return to and a bringing back of first things because it is the offspring of the primordial. It's a journey, begun thousands of years ago, that still goes on.
MAHMOUD DARWISH
Memory for Forgetfulness
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
CHRISTOPHER FRY
New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962
I used to
Make love.
Now I
Make coffee.
CHOCOLATE WATERS
"I Used To"
It has been acclaimed "the most grateful lubricant known to the human machine," and "the most delightful taste in all nature."
WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS
foreword, All About Coffee
The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.
ORHAN PAMUK
My Name is Red
When you sit in a café, with a lot of music in the background and a lot of projects in your head, you're not really drinking your coffee or your tea. You're drinking your projects, you're drinking your worries. You are not real, and the coffee is not real either. Your coffee can only reveal itself to you as a reality when you go back to your self and produce your true presence, freeing yourself from the past, the future, and from your worries. When you are real, the tea also becomes real and the encounter between you and the tea is real. This is genuine tea drinking.
THICH NHAT HANH
Anger: Wisdome for Cooling the Flames
You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
JAMES BUFFINGTON
The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
Glory Road
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
BOB IRWIN
attributed, 12 Cups of Coffee
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
ANONYMOUS
People love coffee because of its two-fold effect--the pleasurable sensation and the increased efficiency it produces.
WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS
All About Coffee
Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.
CAPTAIN JANEWAY
"Hunters,", Star Trek: Voyager
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
JOHN VAN DRUTEN
The Voice of the Turtle
Roasted coffee contains over eight hundred separate flavour and aroma components, most of which form in the crucible of the roaster. This strange alchemy accounts in part for the hold that coffee exerts over our imagination.
ANTONY WILD
Coffee: A Dark History
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
ALBERT CAMUS
attributed, The Paradox of Choice
Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone streak".
ANONYMOUS
I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.
JANE ROBERTS
The Early Sessions
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
CASSANDRA CLARE
City of Ashes