COFFEE QUOTES IV

quotations about coffee

Coffee quote

She wasn't certain what the future held, but coffee would be involved if she had any say in the matter.

TERRY PRATCHETT

Moving Pictures


Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold,
it brings to every man the feeling of luxury and nobility.
Where coffee is served, there is
grace and splendor and friendship and happiness.
All cares vanish as the coffee cup is raised to the lips.

SHEIKH ABD-AL-KADIR

In Praise of Coffee


Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

ROBERT A. HEINLEIN

Glory Road


I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.

JOHN VAN DRUTEN

The Voice of the Turtle


I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

EDDIE IZZARD

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour


Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.

ANTONY WILD

Coffee: A Dark History


Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

CHRISTOPHER FRY

New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962


The aroma of coffee is a return to and a bringing back of first things because it is the offspring of the primordial. It's a journey, begun thousands of years ago, that still goes on.

MAHMOUD DARWISH

Memory for Forgetfulness


To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine--it might look good on the surface, but it won't get you where you want to go.

SUSAN GILBERT

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting And Running A Coffeebar


I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.

JANE ROBERTS

The Early Sessions


When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.

JAROD KINTZ

Seriously Delirious


Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.

JAY LENO

The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009


A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers.

S. JAY KAUFMAN

The Tea & Coffee Trade Journal, September 1921


Roasted coffee contains over eight hundred separate flavour and aroma components, most of which form in the crucible of the roaster. This strange alchemy accounts in part for the hold that coffee exerts over our imagination.

ANTONY WILD

Coffee: A Dark History


Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

ALBERT CAMUS

attributed, The Paradox of Choice


As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

CASSANDRA CLARE

City of Ashes


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

BOB IRWIN

attributed, 12 Cups of Coffee


Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone streak".

ANONYMOUS


I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.

ANONYMOUS


Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY

"Hunters,", Star Trek: Voyager